On a college student budget, another American Apparel cheetah leotard simply isn’t going to cut it. And unless I want to pull the classic Meangirls reference to Cady Heron's bloody "ex-wife," I’m not stepping foot in Ahhs. I thought October stressors would fade after midterms, but word in the wood is that the terror of finding a Halloween costume is haunting basic bitches. Of course, if you’re anything like me, Halloween is tomorrow and you’re costume-less. Don’t fret basic witches, angels, devils, and kitties, I’m here to save you.